My child is a genius.

My 18-month-old baby girl can count to ten! She was sitting in the floor yesterday, playing with a stuffed cat, and I heard her say, "Un, two, tree, four, five, sex, siven, eight, nine, toon!"

I immediately snatched her up and proclaimed, "You are the smartest girlie in the world!"

She replied by putting her little hands on her belly and saying, "Mart!"

:)