Signs that you are not ready to have a baby

1. Your mother and father give you an allowance.

2. You're still growing physically (for example: If you've changed a shoe size within the last year, you're too young to reproduce).

3. You have no job.

4. Your boyfriend has to be home by curfew.

5. You don't own your own car.

6. You are still in high school.

7. Your mother has said that she will help you take care of your baby if you were to accidentally get pregnant. ***Please note: Your baby is YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY. Making someone else care for your life choice is stupid, childish, and wrong.

8. You want to party, shop with friends, date whenever you want. None of this is possible when you have a baby.

9. You think of a baby in terms of what brands of clothing YOUR baby will wear, what cute hairstyles your child will have, and/or the adorable names your child will be subjected to. Go to http://bigbadbabynames.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl. You will probably see the name you picked being made fun of on this site. Don't get mad about this. Chances are, you deserve it.

10. You can't spell 'pregnant'.